Archive for March 10th, 2010

Ten Reasons Why Prison Is Better Than Your Current Work

1. In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. At your work, you spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.

2. In prison you get 3 meals a day. At your work, you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

3. In prison you get time off for good behavior. At your work, you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

4. In prison you can at least relax, watch TV and play games. At your work, you get fired for having a rest for even a few minutes.

5. In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere. At your work, you are just ball-and-chained.

6. In prison they allow you to visit your family and friends. At your work, you can’t even speak to family and friends.

7. In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. At your work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

8. In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At your work, you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

9. In prison you can join many programs that you can leave at any time. At your work there are some programs you can never get out of.

10. In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic. At your work, you call them managers!

Blog posted by my officemate. Just wanted to share this to everyone! n__n